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Journal Entry


Note:  The only changes to this entry are minor corrections to grammar, punctuation, formatting, and spelling.  I’ve also removed any last names which appeared, except in the case of teachers.


It’s a full moon tonight.  Maile’s gonna come over (or so she says).  She also asked to read the updated journal entries.  I acquiesced and told her she may not want to read the earlier letters in this book.  Anyfluff, why don’t I list the friends I’ve met at Tomball, so that when I talk about them, you’ll know what I mean:

  • Christie F: Oriental-looking girl with black hair.  She enjoys fondling me and wants to go out with me.  I’m not entirely sure I like her.  She’s attractive, but that alone is not enough reason to go out with her.
  • Alex E: Christie’s friend.  A girl with long brown hair (not straight) and glasses from England.  She also somewhat enjoys fondling me.
  • Stephanie Do.: Blonde haired girl (cute) who’s friends with Christie and Alex.  She’s one of the first people I met at Tomball.  Going out with Darryl G.
  • Darryl G: Tall guy with brown hair who likes medieval weapons.  Pretty cool!
  • Darryl (JD): Tall, muscular fellow who is friendly and pretty cool!
  • Annie K: Brown haired girl who is in many of my classes.  I like her.
  • Todd A: Tall basketball player.  In many of my classes.  Cool, smart guy.
  • Tanya D: Girl who hangs out with Todd.  Cool.
  • Sarah L: Blonde haired girl.  Dain’s girlfriend.  I help her with Algebra.  Nice.

There are more people, but I’m lazy!

(Reasons Life Sucks, ctd)

69. Environmental Science
70. Humanities
71. 5:45AM
72. Josh
73. My grade in Humanities
74. Tomatoes
75. Cancer
76. Claustrophobia
77. Over-clothed women
78. Biology


Author: mitcharf

vegan, curmudgeon, animal lover, feminist, agnostic, cat whisperer, bookworm, hermit, Red Sox fan, Cthulhu enthusiast, softball player, man-about-town

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