Note:  The only changes to this entry are minor corrections to grammar, punctuation, formatting, and spelling.  I’ve also removed any last names which appeared, except in the case of teachers.

Diary,

It’s a full moon tonight.  Maile’s gonna come over (or so she says).  She also asked to read the updated journal entries.  I acquiesced and told her she may not want to read the earlier letters in this book.  Anyfluff, why don’t I list the friends I’ve met at Tomball, so that when I talk about them, you’ll know what I mean:

• Christie F: Oriental-looking girl with black hair.  She enjoys fondling me and wants to go out with me.  I’m not entirely sure I like her.  She’s attractive, but that alone is not enough reason to go out with her.
• Alex E: Christie’s friend.  A girl with long brown hair (not straight) and glasses from England.  She also somewhat enjoys fondling me.
• Stephanie Do.: Blonde haired girl (cute) who’s friends with Christie and Alex.  She’s one of the first people I met at Tomball.  Going out with Darryl G.
• Darryl G: Tall guy with brown hair who likes medieval weapons.  Pretty cool!
• Darryl (JD): Tall, muscular fellow who is friendly and pretty cool!
• Annie K: Brown haired girl who is in many of my classes.  I like her.
• Todd A: Tall basketball player.  In many of my classes.  Cool, smart guy.
• Tanya D: Girl who hangs out with Todd.  Cool.
• Sarah L: Blonde haired girl.  Dain’s girlfriend.  I help her with Algebra.  Nice.

There are more people, but I’m lazy!

(Reasons Life Sucks, ctd)

69. Environmental Science
70. Humanities
71. 5:45AM
72. Josh
73. My grade in Humanities
74. Tomatoes
75. Cancer
76. Claustrophobia
77. Over-clothed women
78. Biology