Note:  The only changes to this entry are minor corrections to grammar, punctuation, formatting, and spelling.  I’ve also removed any last names which appeared, except in the case of teachers.

Wow.

Haven’t written in a whole harfing long time.

I’m currently going out with a girl named Scarlett (nicknamed Scarface and Scartruck) whom I plan and hope to marry.

I just wanted to make another entry.

Your pal and buddy forever,
Mitch the Mildew

P.S. Aren’t my past entries a bit melodramatic?