I'm just an animal looking for a home



I was reading a woman’s profile the other day and it caught my eye that she collected mathbooks. I was ecstatic and was prepared to offer her my heart when I looked again and saw that I had misread — she collected matchbooks. It was time to move on.


Author: mitcharf

vegan, curmudgeon, animal lover, feminist, agnostic, cat whisperer, bookworm, hermit, Red Sox fan, Cthulhu enthusiast, softball player, man-about-town

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