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Living Dead

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(To the tune of “Rain, Rain, Go Away”)

Living dead, go away!
Eat my brains another day!
Little Mitchy wants to play!

Living dead, deal the cards!
Awful smell, I disregard!
I hate poker in graveyards!

Living dead, hit the ball!
Run the bases, do not fall!
Leave the umpire, do not maul!

Living dead, kiss me now!
It’s you I love, this I vow!
Let’s do a dance, take a bow!

Living dead, I hate you!
Your foul presence, I eschew!
Our sordid tryst is now through!

Living dead, go to Spain!
Never show your face again!

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Author: mitcharf

vegan, curmudgeon, animal lover, feminist, agnostic, cat whisperer, bookworm, hermit, Red Sox fan, Cthulhu enthusiast, softball player, man-about-town

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