I'm just an animal looking for a home

Living Dead


(To the tune of “Rain, Rain, Go Away”)

Living dead, go away!
Eat my brains another day!
Little Mitchy wants to play!

Living dead, deal the cards!
Awful smell, I disregard!
I hate poker in graveyards!

Living dead, hit the ball!
Run the bases, do not fall!
Leave the umpire, do not maul!

Living dead, kiss me now!
It’s you I love, this I vow!
Let’s do a dance, take a bow!

Living dead, I hate you!
Your foul presence, I eschew!
Our sordid tryst is now through!

Living dead, go to Spain!
Never show your face again!


Author: mitcharf

vegan, curmudgeon, animal lover, feminist, agnostic, cat whisperer, bookworm, hermit, Red Sox fan, Cthulhu enthusiast, softball player, man-about-town

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