I'm just an animal looking for a home



I was at home
when the living dead came to town.
Faceless zombies, fresh from the grave.
Moaning for brains, (causing terror)
Ripping flesh, (shrieks fill the night)
Making a mess. (infuriating the street cleaners)

But that’s how it is
when you live in Maine.
You just have to put up with it.
Cause and effect.
Cause: Maine is spooky.
Effect: Dead don’t stay dead.

Why live there?
Cheap lobster.


Author: mitcharf

vegan, curmudgeon, animal lover, feminist, agnostic, cat whisperer, bookworm, hermit, Red Sox fan, Cthulhu enthusiast, softball player, man-about-town

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