I'm just an animal looking for a home

The Job


Rita thinks that there should be a job whose sole responsibility is to explore my web page. My primary misgiving with this idea is that presumably someone would have to pay these people, and I’m not yet that wealthy. Also, if people were being paid to pore over my site, then I’d feel guilty about how infrequent my updates have become. Assuming these people worked 8 hours a day, 5 days a week, I’d be screwed. It takes much longer to create content than it does to digest it. I’d have to employ people to help me create the site, and who could I trust with that task? Anyone who has visited my site knows the high standards of excellence I set for myself. (Pause for laughter) Still, I’m the only one who fully understands the master plan of my site. Yes, believe it or not, I am following something of a plan. Lest someone be able to usurp my position as webmaster of mitcharf.com, I will not disclose that plan here.


Author: mitcharf

vegan, curmudgeon, animal lover, feminist, agnostic, cat whisperer, bookworm, hermit, Red Sox fan, Cthulhu enthusiast, softball player, man-about-town

Leave a Reply

Required fields are marked *.

Notify me of followup comments via e-mail. You can also subscribe without commenting.