Since my digital camera has a video feature, I decided to supplement my OKCupid profile (and my plentyoffish profile) with video.  Here is the blurb I added to my profile:

See me on video!!!: I recently made an impromptu video for someone and it hit me that I could totally do the same thing as part of my profile.  So I’ve recorded myself reading three things that I think are funny — the first is the prologue to a book, the second is a poem, and the third is a short story.  They will show you:

1. …what I look like
2. …what I sound like
3. …what I find funny
4. …that I need to shave and get a haircut

Here are the three videos:

1. Prologue to John Dies At The End by David Wong
2. O Yale Man by Ethan Coen
3. John Mortonson’s Funeral by Ambrose Bierce