April 24, 2000
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(note: date on this entry is approximate, as I did not record the date that I authored it on my web page) The noble but oft-maligned spider — many fear them, loathe them, and seek to eliminate their kind. The … Continue reading
April 24, 2000
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Here are some good ideas: Fantasia 2000 XXX – I saw Fantasia 2000 on Saturday. For those who are unfamiliar, it is a Disney movie that features orchestral music, and accompanying animation that is inspired by said music. For example, the story … Continue reading
April 24, 2000
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Today is Monday. Yesterday, therefore, was Sunday. I am going to tell you about what I did on Sunday. My Sunday began as so many of my days do, with me waking up. Although I was supposed to be at … Continue reading
April 21, 2000
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by Mitch Harding and St. Andrew’s United Methodist Church Once upon a time, Your name and A friend’s name went on an exciting journey to A place. Along the way, they stopped next to a A color An object to … Continue reading
April 19, 2000
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The Expression Katie Eschbacher, when photographed, has only a single facial expression. Perhaps that is a slight exagerration, but it is largely true. First, so we can all recognize it, here is a classic example of “The Expression”: Evidence What … Continue reading
April 11, 2000
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Katie Eschbacher: If you were to be represented by a Star Wars Lego figure, which one would you be? I have two answers: Hoth Trooper This underappreciated fellow has been passed over for a promotion countless times. He makes the … Continue reading
March 29, 2000
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I was urinating into the leftmost urinal when I was struck with the urge to pee into the center urinal. The experiment was not a success. Worse, I fear that I’ve forever lost face in the eyes of that guy at … Continue reading
March 29, 2000
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I propose the following experiment: Purpose: To determine the effects of zero-gravity on canine sociological behavior. Hypothesis: The sociological behavior of dogs will not be affected by the lack of gravity, except that the dogs will probably float around and bump … Continue reading
March 29, 2000
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Yesterday the agents monitoring me made a mistake. Instead of using their usual, covert techniques, they sent a couple of amateurs to follow me around. I was driving home from work when I noticed that the people in the car … Continue reading
March 3, 2000
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