May 8, 2000
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Rita thinks that there should be a job whose sole responsibility is to explore my web page. My primary misgiving with this idea is that presumably someone would have to pay these people, and I’m not yet that wealthy. Also, … Continue reading
May 5, 2000
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Yesterday I was in San Antonio with a group of friends. We came to town in order to go to Fiesta Texas, a theme park in the area. After we’d had enough of the amusement park, we visited San Antonio’s … Continue reading
April 24, 2000
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(note: date on this entry is approximate, as I did not record the date that I authored it on my web page) The noble but oft-maligned spider – many fear them, loathe them, and seek to eliminate their kind. The … Continue reading
April 24, 2000
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Here are some good ideas: Fantasia 2000 XXX – I saw Fantasia 2000 on Saturday. For those who are unfamiliar, it is a Disney movie that features orchestral music, and accompanying animation that is inspired by said music. For example, the story … Continue reading
April 19, 2000
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The Expression Katie Eschbacher, when photographed, has only a single facial expression. Perhaps that is a slight exagerration, but it is largely true. First, so we can all recognize it, here is a classic example of “The Expression”: Evidence What … Continue reading
April 11, 2000
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Katie Eschbacher: If you were to be represented by a Star Wars Lego figure, which one would you be? I have two answers: Hoth Trooper This underappreciated fellow has been passed over for a promotion countless times. He makes the … Continue reading
March 29, 2000
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Yesterday the agents monitoring me made a mistake. Instead of using their usual, covert techniques, they sent a couple of amateurs to follow me around. I was driving home from work when I noticed that the people in the car … Continue reading
December 14, 1999
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Given the traditional view of God and God’s role in the creation of the universe, it is clear that God is at least partly responsible for evil. Without God, there would be no evil, but God may not be the … Continue reading
December 14, 1999
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That eunuchs exist in the world is evident, but their origin has always been shrouded in mystery. Rational explanations of their creation, such as Perkin’s “Theory of the Prime Eunuch”, have given way to more esoteric views, such as Crawford’s … Continue reading
December 14, 1999
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Lifting the can did not produce the lip. Upon further inspection, I found the lid laying on my telephone. Fuck, I write weird stuff when drunk. Is this how Bukowski wrote? Damn Bukowski, anyway, for being famous instead of me. Bukowski … Continue reading