The Web: Poop

Yahoo! Messenger: cindievela's status is now "dokushinjutsu ga dekimasu" (1/14/01 at 10:56PM)
cindievela: ?
lusterkaboom: what did you do?
cindievela: fell out
cindievela: im here- you wanna story
lusterkaboom: i thought you were going to tell me a story
cindievela: ummmmm.....my poop story is good
lusterkaboom: okay tell me a poop story
cindievela: my poop story
cindievela: i shat my pants a few years ago....
lusterkaboom: is it a true story?
cindievela: yes
lusterkaboom: you have to tell it like a story, not just tell me what happened
cindievela: i didn't really understand what laxtives did right
cindievela: so i took like six of them..... bad idea
lusterkaboom: ha ha
lusterkaboom: where were you going at the time?
cindievela: me and my boyfriend went record shopping
lusterkaboom: ha ha
cindievela: can i tell my story?
cindievela: please??????/
lusterkaboom: yes please
cindievela: don't interup
cindievela: t
lusterkaboom: sorry
cindievela: kay
cindievela: kay
lusterkaboom: i didnt mean to inturupt
cindievela: so were going to the record store - i would alwyas just want to go in and get my recoreds and then leave
cindievela: i ususally give Dan this excuse that I really have to go...just to get outta there
cindievela: well - i had my records already dug up - and i felt this weird thing in my belly
cindievela: he looked at me and goes "was that you"
cindievela: i go - yeah, let's go - i have to brown
cindievela: he goes - whatever - not that line again
cindievela: so he didn't believe me - i was seriously hurting so bad
cindievela: i made my purchase - and ran out of the store
cindievela: i was sitting in my car - and it all came out at once
cindievela: all in my fav pair of jeans
cindievela: i was laughing so hard
cindievela: then Dan walks out of the record store
cindievela: he opens the door - and almost passes out
cindievela: he said something like "holy shit, is this the sewage plant
cindievela: i go - lets fucking go - i shat my pants - rahhhhhhhhhhh
cindievela: he gets in -
cindievela: we drive off - but im elevating my body so that i dont smoosch the poo all over my butt
cindievela: were both laughing our asses off - he's hanging out the window to beathe - and gagging
cindievela: it was so hard to drive like that - but we were close to my house
cindievela: we get home - and i park - he rolls out of the car before i stop
cindievela: he's dying on the ground holding his stomach laughing is ass off
lusterkaboom: oh my gosh you were driving???
cindievela: in the mean time - im still shitting - its like pee outta my butthole - i had no control of
cindievela: you interupted me!!!!!!!
lusterkaboom: sorry
cindievela: so my mom comes out side to see what the comotion is all about
cindievela: all he can do i point at me ....
cindievela: my mom started yelling at me for whatever reason
cindievela: im laughing - dan is laughing - and im this big stink of poo!!!!!!!!
cindievela: so i get out of my car w/help from mom - and it runs all down my leg...
cindievela: into my sock
cindievela: and into my shoes
cindievela: i run straight inside - mom said to go to the tub
cindievela: so im standing there in the tub - strippin down
cindievela: and there is chunks of poo everywhere - she didn't know what the hell happend
cindievela: dan walks in and is still laughing
cindievela: mom takes my jeans and shoes and socks
cindievela: im standing there dying
cindievela: still coming out a little -
cindievela: later i told my mom that i took like 6 laxatives - and she bitched me out
cindievela: the end
lusterkaboom: HAH AH AHA HA HAH AHAH AH A H that is the best story ive heard in so long!
lusterkaboom: im dying of laughter
cindievela: leave it to me
cindievela: i rule!!!!!
lusterkaboom: does this story embarass you?
cindievela: no way - im so proud of that story...
cindievela: who wouldn't be
cindievela: you know whats funny
lusterkaboom: ha ha thats so funny
cindievela: when me and dan are in the store.... he always points to the lax isle and goes "eh???" thats so funny
lusterkaboom: ha ha thats awesome!
cindievela: im glad you like my story.....
lusterkaboom: thats a GREAT story
cindievela: so yeah....i like to poo  everyone should
lusterkaboom: COOL!
lusterkaboom: you are awesome!
lusterkaboom: thats so funny
cindievela: you like that huh?
lusterkaboom: funny funny funny
lusterkaboom: yeah I do!
cindievela: yah - all my friends love me for it - im the coolest - nobody else could admit that shit - especially a girl
lusterkaboom: yeah, you rule.