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Halloween costume ideas


While half-asleep in bed this morning, I found myself coming up with ideas for Halloween costumes (not necessarily to be worn by me):

  • Sexy Jesus
  • Sexy Lincoln
  • Sexy Snuffleupagus
  • Sexy Big Bird
  • Sexy Octogenarian
  • Sexy Jabba The Hutt
  • Sexy Pope
  • Sexy Zelda-From-Pet-Sematary
  • Sexy Dalek
  • Sexy Yeti
  • Sexy Clitoris
  • Sexy Obama (same as regular Obama)

Although my long-time dream costume is still to construct and wear David Byrne’s “big suit” from Stop Making Sense by the Talking Heads.


Author: mitcharf

vegan, curmudgeon, animal lover, feminist, agnostic, cat whisperer, bookworm, hermit, Red Sox fan, Cthulhu enthusiast, softball player, man-about-town

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